Hi huns,
I’m a nearly-25 YO, straight up gal. No bullshit, no shame and no regrets. Life gives me lemons? Bitch better know I be makin’ a lemincello, vodka, gin, tequila-type cocktail with an umbrella and fukin fireworks yo.
My talents include; catching flies with one hand, downing drinks and being able to smell a fuck boy from a mile off.
If you’re a returning reader, big up yaself & thanks for bein’ more loyal than most of my ex-boyfriends’ …😉 But for those of you who have the divine pleasure of reading this blog for the first time here’s a recap of me 2 yrs ago:
I’m 22, bit lost, bit found. I have always wanted to document my life because:
- I’m the unluckiest person in the world
- Shit always happens to Vix
- I drink a lot which means I have a few stories to tell
- Apparently I’ve got some decent advice
- I’m a pro at being mugged off so I think I can make you feel better.
I live in the middle of fucking no where (there’s one bus into town every 3 hours on Wednesday’s) in rural East Sussex with my parents and my not-ok-hun cat.
What’s changed since 22 year old Vix?
- Swapped prosecco for $3 aldi wine (it was 13% tho..)
- A fuck-tonne more heartbreaks under my belt (Shocker!)
- Liver 100% more damaged (Probs the $3 wine…)
- Advice catalogue extremely advanced (Lots of new fuck-ups and learningz done)
What’s not changed
- Still an alcoholic
- Still gettin mugged off
- Still “unluckiest girl in the world”
- Back in middle of no where & my cat still ain’t ok-hun
- Shit always happens to Vix
As some of you may know, I used to be the biggest princess, so I went to Australia to sort meself out. Just as I finally found my place in the world, COVID-19 mugged us all off and sent me back home. Alas here I am, 4 gins in, ready to bring you debauchery, hoots and heartbreaks as I delve into the archives of a modern twenty-something gal.
So my lovelies, grab a drink, buckle the fuck in and join me on my adventures, trying to frantically fumble my way along this thing we call “life”.
*I will also be covering some more serious topics along my way that have personally affected me n my nearest & dearest . This isn’t just about makin ya laugh, it’s about raising awareness, breaking taboos & helping ya sisters out.
Yours unfaithfully,
Vixdownunder,
Queen of the Sesh,
xoxo